jakey is a normal boy at tiger high school (not like the other guys), but has a terrible secret. He has a hugeee crush on two of the hottest guys in school, tony and Kevin, but wait -- they both like him too???? Now jakey is faced with an impossible decision - tony, the badboy/tiger/alpha male of the school, with his glistening blue orbs and sweaty six pack, or Kevin, the greasy jock and star quarterback on the football team. It's a dream come true for a nerd like jakey, but how could he possibly choose?!?!?! updates sometime ig