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family fav(gon)how are babies made?

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family fav(gon)
how are babies made?

problem#1
i was afraid
you'd ask this one day

proplem#2
wtf gon

milf(kurapika)
god no

pet dog lelo
didn't you learn this in
elementary

family fav
i was sick when we
learned abt that

problem#2
what about the other times we
learned abt it??

family fav
sick

milf
how do i explain this

problem#1
let me tell him

pet dog lelo
do it nicely

milf
yeah but he has to understand

pet dog lelo
just be yourself

problem#2
thats a bad idea

problem#1
two people fuck
and bam
baby

family fav
what

milf
NO

pet dog lelo
now i understand why
killua said that

problem#2
told yall

problem#1
what

family fav
is that actually true

pet dog lelo
NO NO NOT AT ALL
when two people are deeply
in love they wish for a baby
and then that bird brings them a baby

problem#1
thats bullshit

milf
DONT LISTEN TO Y/N

problem#1
no listen to me

problem#2
this is so funny

milf
y/n dont say anything
or i will actually disown you

problem#1
but he is 16
he needs to know the truth

family fav
what is going on

milf
i dont care if hes 16
you'll destroy him
and he'll end up like you and killua
or worse
leorio

pet dog lelo
ouch?

problem#1
i hope he turns out like me

problem#2
no that would be bad

problem#1
shut up shitface

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