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The scene opens with blitzo moxxie,Millie and Loona&Helena driving their gray van along the street
Blitzo then shouts about how he loves the song that is currently playing on the radio he then tries to sing ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is seen sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her
window and smiles and Helena is seen moving back and forth while I know places can be heard from her headphones.
Blitzo singing is heard again ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫ as they are seen driving into an old crowded parking lot
♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫ blitzo then says "Oh, shit! Fu-" he then suddenly slams the breaks as a pink car pulls up into I.m.p's parking spot blitzo then turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE"
Blitzo then says "Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!" He then pulls out a microphone and shouts "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger then steps out of her car front seat with high heels to which blitzo lowers his megaphone shocked
Blitzo then says "Oh, shit! Verosika!"
Verosika then blows a bubble of pink bubble gum before it pops she then says "blitz-o" blitzo then says "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is..."
He then falls and face plants into the ground before he stands up again he then continues his sentence by saying "three Rings DOWN!"
Verosika then says that she should have known he'd be here when she heard the Amber Alerts.
To which blitzo then says "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
Verosika then flips her long hair back dramatically then tells blitzo that they let her out of rehab because she's still famous and that rehab is for "sad loser wash ups" and that blitzo's sister says hi
After she took a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb blitzo then angrily steps in front of
Verosika
He then asks "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
And verosika tells him that it has her name on it as she points down her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
Verosika then says "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."
We then see Loona and Helena looking out the window of the van as Loona says no way and Helena is thinking of asking verosika if she would teach her how to sing as good as her
Verosika then continues her sentence "and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
To which blitzo hearing that she said she is parking there for a week said "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"
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𝒱ℴ𝒾𝒹 || helluva boss & hazbin hotel
Fanfiction• in which blitzo adopted two hellhound's instead of one • ♡ ︎Like a priest behind confession walls, I judge myself Kneeling on a metal grater Bloody, like a body that has died, and it's myself Tangled in my own intestines♡︎ Season 1 - on going St...
