If Creepypasta And Horror Movie Characters Had Facebook

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A/N I know it's different from the usual content but it's good making something different time to time.

Jeff The Killer has updated his status-I'm the best killer with a knife.

Comments:

Jane The Killer-Not until i'll kill you.

Ghostface-Yeah right, like anybody, would believe that.

Michael Myers-You are all my childrens.

Jeff The Killer-You don't count.

Michael Myers-Wait.Why?

Ghostface-Only humans count.

Michael Myers- Not even for...

Jane The Killer-Stop...

Michael Myers-Halloween.

Jeff The Killer-Get Out.
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Freddy Krugger has tagged Jason Vorhes in his status-Hey Jason I heard that's your birthday.

Comments:

Jason-Yo, what did you get me?

Freddy Krugger-The only thing you don't have.A Life.

Jason- That's not funny.
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Jeff The Killer has tagged some Random Boy in his status-It's time for you to go to sleep.

Comments:

Random Boy-Actually it's just 8 pm. It's pretty early.

Jeff The Killer-I said you are going to sleep.

Random Boy- But I don't want to go to sleep.

Jeff The Killer-You are going to sleep now young man and thats over.

Random Boy-You don't have to tell me what to do.You are not my dad.

Jeff The Killer-Don't make me come over and kill your family.

Random Boy-Im an orphan you idiot.

Jane The Killer-He got you there Jeff.

Jeff The Killer-Ah,just f**k it.Do what you want.
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Slenderman has updated his status-Who drowned Ben Drowned?

Comments:

Ben Drowned-Nobody knows.
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Freddy Krugger has updated his status-Chasing people at their dreams but forgot to chase your own.

Comments:

Jason Vorhes-Killing peoples for my entire life but forgot that I am dead inside.

Michael Myers-Damn,you guys know how to be deep.
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Chucky has tagged Annabell at his status-Hey I think there is something wrong with you.Oh yeah,you are not my girlfriend.

Comments:

Annabell:Do you wanna know what Hell feels like?
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Edward has updated his status-I love you Bella.

Comments:

Bella-I love you too Edward.

Dracula-Jeez,where did the old fashioned blood-sucking vampire went?
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Slenderman has tagged Jeff The Killer in his status-Hey,I was wondering, how do you blink?

Comments:

Jeff The Killer-I'm not going to ask why the f**k did you make that question and that's not your buisness.

Slenderman-Okay,but how do you frown?

Jeff The Killer-...

Slenderman-Well...

Jeff The Killer-I'm getting tired of your sh*t Slenderman.
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