Currently have country human brain rot. I'll probably update every quater-millennia or so. Same on AO3, 'cause I feed off of external validation.
Stories by 406FailureToLaunch
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Geography Assignment Gone Wrong [C...
A Country Humans Choose Your Own Adventure crackfic. After you got locked in a library over night, you end up...
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Short Stories [Country Humans]
Country Human oneshots of varying length.
How This All Turned Out
Life is fairly unremarkable for America. Outside of particularly obnoxious customers and general childishness...