Hi....

Now you must be wondering why I'm called Deadly Puns, maybe it's because my puns are too unbearable 🐻 like my mom's lecture.

But, you know what they say "Dont trust her, she's Lion! 🦁" but of course their remarks are irrelephant 🐘and it didn't match my Koalafication 🐨

*pun intended*

ILY GUYS PLEASE DONT HERD ME 🐑, I SWEAR ALPACA LUNCH AND WE'LL GO ON A PICNIC

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  • JoinedFebruary 22, 2017



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