My name is: Waffle
My number is: Waffle
My sign is: Waffle
You need to let it go, Leggo my Eggo,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Alright men, listen up,
If you want soma this syrup,
You can lick your lips, but you gotta be ripped, or all I'm gonna say is:
My name is: Waffle
My number is: Waffle
My sign is: Waffle
You need to let it go, Leggo my Eggo,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Thank you in advance,
But you ain't gotta chance,
I was made just to del-ic-iously,
If I wanna man, then Ima getta man,
But he's gotta jam to my jelly,
I was chillin inna fridge, before you came along,
Don't want you to take this personal,
Blah, blah, blah, I be like.
W-A---F-F-L-E
Say I'm beautiful, so original,
Tryin to butter up my b-is-cuit,
But a ain't a biscuit, Ima Waffle,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Gender: Female
- In a world of pure imagination :D
- JoinedJuly 17, 2015
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Jun 29, 2023 03:52AM
Road to Redemption is so close to 20k now. My aforementioned promise to draw Slade again once it hits the milestone, still holds true.View all Conversations
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