Author of 'good guy' vigilante thriller novels as well as young adult 'fiction' based on my turbulent teens and twenties. Former 'professional' musician and ninja (no, seriously, I teach martial arts). I've written more books than I know what to do with and I'm tired of the whole printing and marketing schtick, so I'm just going to give them away for free.

Full Novels Now Available:
Rockstar Nobody (Remastered): Join rock band The Walls Instead on their debut tour through the American Southwest. Like most bands, they'll meet new fans, play exciting shows, kill bad people, party all night, and get lost on the interstate highway system. Wait...What?
*Includes a full album of original songs by The Walls Instead, the book's protagonists.

Freshman Nobody: The autobiographical prequel to Rockstar Nobody where our protagonist experiments with sex, drugs, and music as coping mechanisms for a household of abuse.

June & July 2024:
Patrimonious: A forget-and-forget revenge thriller. The Old Man is sick of it all; the lying, cheating, stealing charlatans. With his recent dementia and brain tumor, what does he have to lose by setting things right? He and his dog take to the streets to find those who have wronged him.

After that (you choose):
- The Carlin Trend: The sequel to Rockstar Nobody, where the band tours Northern California and the Pacific Northwest, honing their vigilante skills.
- Nobody Gets Out Alive: This sequel to Freshman Nobody follows our protagonist into young adulthood, where he struggles with a dead-end job, cheating and abusive girlfriend, and unplanned pregnancy.
- You Don't Look Artistic: short stories, art, poetry, ciphers, games, coloring book, and other malarkey by me and my friends.

Please feel free to share these books, review them, offer feedback (I'll use it!). Print copies of these books are available online. Don't feel obligated - I'm just going to spend the money rescuing animals, anyway.
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  • JoinedMarch 29, 2024



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TweedJefferson TweedJefferson Jun 04, 2024 08:56PM
In today's episode of Patrimonious, the old man makes a break from the assisted-living detention facility, steals a delivery truck, and heads for the hills.
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Patrimonious by TweedJefferson
Patrimonious
'I'm getting too old for this shit,' the old man grumbles. He's sick of it all - conspicuous consumerism, abu...
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Freshman Nobody by TweedJefferson
Freshman Nobody
A man doesn't just wake up one day in his thirties and decide to become a serial killer. It takes years of pa...
Rockstar Nobody by TweedJefferson
Rockstar Nobody
Join rock band The Walls Instead as they embark on their debut tour through the American Southwest. Like most...
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