[We see Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode due to the limited time she has before the next extermination.]
Charlie: "Okay. So the extermination in six month instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic] And next timewhen they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it right?!"
[Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: "Yes we will."
Angel dust: "Oh please ya' had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation, bullshit. And now... (phone starts vibrating violently with the message of "SEND DUDES" and "IM IN A FIGHT I NEED MORE MEN!!")
"Ain't no silver lining here toots!"Charlie: "Sure there is! We just. . . Have to look a little harder for it!"
Angel Dust: Well while you're lookin' the rest'a hell is goin' nuts!" [Angel waves her phone in their faces.] "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look what's happening' in the doomsday district!"
[She scrolls down an article showing a demon screaming in front of fire. Suddenly a purple voice message appears from Y/N. Charlie taps on the video to see what exactly her boyfriend sent another woman.]
[The video shows Y/N and a random 935 soldier in a battle against a local gang of crack addicts.]
Y/N: "Sarge ya' havin fun?"
Sergeant Arch Dornan: "Well it's not like going to the beach fun. Or making out with your sister fun. It's more like getting bitch slapped by a retarded Superman!"
Bert Trautmann: "Who's up for soccer?"
[Just then a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: "Err what is a...Donkey Show?"
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back to her face]
Angel Dust: "Aah, heh my boss freaked out about the news! Everyone's losing' their shit!"
Vaggie: "Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?"
Charlie: (Gasps) "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"
Angel Dust: "Cute ideas and all, but you really gonna out in all this?" [Waves with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: "People are just gonna show up on our doorstep -"
[Suddenly a massive fireball made Charlie scream in terror from behind getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall that Y/N comes out of yelling "I can't hit a woman!" The scene then cuts to Madam Pentious Zeppelin armed for battle with her and the Eggbois scattering around on the main deck.]
Madam Pentious: "Show yourself Allliccceee! Come and face -"
[Pentious pauses for a moment when she notices Alice absent from the freshly made hole. She then looks to see her sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Madam Pentious: "Oh there you are - Face my wrath!"
Alice: "Who are you exactly?"
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Female Hazbin Harem X The Shadow Man
Fantasy???: "Futility, a mere pestilence is what I thought of your race but not, not anymore Charlie."