Everyone had the day off on account of HQ getting flooded over the weekend and needing the entire building drained.
*Luca added Chris, Tan, Hondo, Maverick, Street, and Deacon to a group chat*
Whats this for? Maverick typed
*Luca changed "Maverick" to "Top Gun Wish Version"
Tan: HAHA
*Luca changed "Tan" to "The 8th BTS member"
The 8th BTS member: wow... racism smh
*Luca changed Street to "Road"*
Road: seriously Luca?
*Luca changed "Hondo" to "Steve Harvey"
Top Gun Wish Version: no way..
*Luca changed "Deacon" to "Holy Sperm Donor"*
Top gun wish Version: Sperm Donor?!?! LMAO
*Luca changed "Chris" to "The Hot Latina"*
The Hot Latina: Atleast mine isn't offensive..
Holy Sperm Donor: Sperm Donor?
Steve Harvey: you have 4 kids Deac
Road: Tan, Hondo, And Chris got the most racist names 😭
Steve Harvey: I would have taken Boss Baby
The 8th BTS member: LMFAO
The Hot Latina: Wait I'm admin lol
Top Gun wish Version: Oh dear lord have MERCY
*The Hot Latina changed "Luca" to "Domino"*
*Domino added Jess, Bonnie, and Annie*
Bonnie: what's this?
*Domino changed "Bonnie" to "Bts Wife"*
Bts wife: Victor why am I here?
The 8th bts member: why are any of us here....
*The Hot Latina changed "Jess" to "The other hot latina"*
The other Hot Latina: Hot latina???
*Domino changed "Annie" to "Quad mama"*
Quad mama: what's with the names..?
The Hot latina: what's with me being the hot one...?
Top gun wish Version: YOU JUST AREEEE
Road: see Rick gets it
Top gun wish Version: ONLY LUCA CAN CALL ME RICK.
The Hot latina: okay Rick
Top gun wish Version: dog privileges REVOKED.
*inserts picture of Champ with him*
The Hot latina: SERIOUSLY MAV?
Road: BURNNNN
The Hot latina: *inserts picture of Mav with carrot fangs*
Top gun wish Version: Mwah, no truck
*inserts picture of him driving away with Chris's truck*
The Hot Latina: you did not....
Bts wife: Go get your man Chris
The Hot latina: OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHO I AM
Bts wife: you're the only one with a dog named champ....
The Hot latina: Oh yeah... and just for the record he's not my man
Bts wife: and the only Hot one
Top gun wish Version: yk you love me 🫰
The Hot latina: Maverick give me back my dog..
Road: arf arf
The 8th bts member: Street.... no
Domino: Someone call the pound a chihuahua got loose
Bts wife: LMAO BURNNN
Top gun wish Version: HAHAHAH CHIHUAHUA-
The other hot latina: He's all bark no bite
Bts wife: GO JESSS
Quad mama: guys calm down
Top gun wish Version: Annie you're killing the vibe...
Quad mama: must I remind you who's couch you're sleeping on?
Top gun wish Version: @The Hot latina
Chris can I sleep on your couch?
The Hot latina: as long as you don't snore
Domino: we have a couch :<
Top gun wish Version: sorry Luca bazooka
Road: LMAO
*The Hot Latina made Top gun wish Version admin*
Top gun wish Version: OH MY GOD YESSS
*Top gun wish Version changed Domino to Luca-Bazooka*
Luca-bazooka: Wait so yes couch or no couch?!?!?
Top gun wish Version: @the hot latina
CHRIS PLEASE
the Hot Latina: don't you have a spare key already?
Top gun wish Version: Oh yeahhhh
Quad mama: finally we'll have peace in our home
Top gun wish Version: that's it... children privileges snatched
*inserts picture of Annie and Deac's kids*
Holy sperm donor: Maverick give me my children..
The Hot Latina: I still want my dog back?!?!
Luca-bazooka: *inserts picture of juicy cheeseburger*
Road: SERIOUSLY WITHOUT ME?
Steve harvey: Maverick can you change my name?? 😭
*Top gun wish Version changed Steve Harvey to smooooth head*
Smooooth head: seriously?
The other hot latina: we love your smooth head Hondo dw
Top gun wish Version: HAHAHHAHAH
*Inserts picture of him on Chris's couch*
The Hot latina: did you bring champ?
Top gun wish version: *inserts picture of Champ next to the couch*
-Read at 9:43 AM-
9:50 AM:
The Hot latina: *inserts picture of Maverick sleeping on her chest*
Road: me next
Smooooth head: Street you really need a girlfriend
Bts wife: LMAO
The 8th bts member: Honestly Hondo has a point
Road: :<
Top gun wish Version: [Replied to The Hot Latina] Chris you did NOT need to post that on your story...
The Hot latina: Oh well too late
Top gun wish version: I want Hot coco:<
The hot latina: I'll go make some
Top gun wish Version: YAY I love you ^^
The Hot latina: love you too Mav
*The 8th bts member took a screenshot*
Road: caught red handed
The Hot latina: Oh shush
