The Humour Awards 2021 {💀}

Round 1 Results

Okay I just broke the world record for fastest judging on wattpad everyone praise me!

Now lets go over the losers first XD (I'm sorry for what is about to happen XD)

The first loser is: @MS_Chavez with her book "Red Bird, My friend" Chappie rate: 5/10

I accidentally dropped my phone and my dogs started to tap randomly on the keyboard. I decided to print that out and take to my editor, as I had an appointment. I showed him my dogs chapter which were just random letters and my editor decided to publish this, so since I am a good friend I showed him Chavez her book and he went:

"What is this garbage I don't wanna read about chickens. Yo Benji lets grab some KFC because who needs fresh good quality chicken meat anyway!"

Me: Hell YEAH!!

4.5/10 too bad digest and simp for again XD XD XD

JK JK JK JK JK JK!

Real reason: Your story is not bad at all, in fact its very fun to read, but it doesn't make the cut when it comes to humour wholesomeness is different from comedy XD . I will read the rest later because I am genuinely interested in the rest XD.

The 2nd loser is @MusicalKehleigh with "24 Hours" Chappie rate 5/10

Okay, so I was drinking last night with friends and they dared me to read a wattpad story, which they claimed was so bad that I wanna commit not living. My stupid ass went ahead and took upon that challenge. A day later I found "24 hours" in my library and of course not remembering much I went again and read it again. 

Oh god it was so bad that I went to closest convenient store and bought a whiskey bottle and drank it all up at the side of the road, wondering why I was born. XD XD XD XD

5/10 I was too drunk and would skip again.

JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK!!!

Real reason: I like the story from the first chapter the mc (Claude) is very interesting with his "under the bed stuff" The thing is ITS A GREAT ACTION STORY!!! it has its moments but you are at the wrong award FOR REAL!!! GO JOIN IN AN ACTION/ADVENTURE GENRE GET THEM EASY WINS!!!! DEVOUR YOUR COMPETITION WITH YOUR GODLY WRITING SKILLS XD XD.

Please don't be mad at me and better luck next time!

Now the rest who didn't mentioned passed!

I will not tell your chapter scores because this is not a genre in a *insert generic award*

THIS 

IS

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AWARDS

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So I will keep it mysterious for the rest!

Anyways I will give you vage stuff:

3 tryhards have 8 or higher.

1 Tryhard is a bit below it.

another 3 tryhards have the same grade.

1 tryhard passed with a clutch. (you still have chance don't worry)

Round 2: Another 2 chapters will be read for the remaining 8 participants. Grade will be chap 2 + chap 3 : 2

Now that we are done!

I can finally go and do my 7 minute workout to impress my non existent girlfriend XD XD XD YAY!!

Until next time!