COUNTRIES? [Countryhumans x Reader Fanfic]

QnA 2 :D

Lol yes :) I promise I am working on da sequel- Please- I also have a oneshot book to do that I totally did not put on hold- (Ahem.)

1. From FatPhrogg 

can I have pancakes and a hug 🥺

Canada: Sure! But please don't eat all the pancakes! Leave some for others! 

Ame: Like me right?

Canada: *in a dark tone*Dear brother, why would anyone even save some food for you?

Ame: ...*silently cries in despair*

i challenge you to an epic dance battle

Ame: Why sure. And I will of course beat you! I got them moves! HAHAHA!

Australia: Yo, mate. I think ya spilled ya coffee mate. (If you get this, I love you)

Ame: ...Get out.

teach me how to swear in german pls

Germany: Why sur- 

Cheez: *slaps Germany* Nein danke!

Germany: Fick dich Schlampe!

Cheez: uH- Bye-

hey bestie :3

Finland: Hi, bestie..?

Estonia: Who's your bestie? *does an :0 face*

Finland: Them. *points to screen*

Cheez: Don't f*cking break the fourth wall please- Even though it might not be really breaking it.

do you have dango?

JE: I currently don't have any with me. I do have some left at home.

Japan: Haha......sorry bro. I ate all of them a few hours ago when you were having a meeting with the other dead countries...

JE: ...*takes out katana*

Japan: Oh shi-

why are you so damn tall

Russia: Ask my dad. I got it from him. Ukraine was unlucky, so is Kaz and Bela.

Ukraine: F*ck you.

Belarus: Why f*ck you too.

Kazakstan: Well f*ck you three!

Soviet: So y'all gonna have a foursome? 

Russia: No what the f*ck-

can i have a hug pleasee 🥺😊

China: Of course! Just be careful. It's a bit hard to control my powers, I don't want to burn you alive!

Taiwan: *gasp* Then give me a hug!

China: *In a scary tone* Why sure! I will make you suffer.

Taiwan: No thanks-

wanna play mortal combat

Poland: Uhm...sorry but I am not interested in that game.

Cheez: Rude Polen, Rude! *smacks Poland*

Poland: *turns black*

Cheez: Well, time to run again-

-End :]-