Homelander Hijinks

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Homelander Watches Miles Sleep

Homelander:your just a stupid monkey...she loves you more then me?

Miles tosses and turns a little

Homelander:I could just *his eyes glow red* and who would stop me...who

Miles began waking up

Homelander quickly turned his eyes regular

Miles opened his eyes to homelander in his face

Miles:AUUH!!!

Miles quickly got out of bed

Miles:What's the reason!!!!!!!

Homelander:Hello Son

Miles:why are you here where's Samantha?

Homelander sits on his bed

Homelander:she took the day off

Miles bends his head to the right

Unbeknownst to homelander he's using his empathy powers to sense a lie he finds it

Miles:is that right?

Homelander:Uhh Yeah-

Miles:whatever...

Miles walks past homelander and goes downstairs

Homelander:So...Some yell last night

Miles:Yeah-

Miles grabs some cereal

Homelander:So...whatre you gonna be for Halloween

Miles:Halloween already Past

Homelander:Look here you little sh- I mean look I have a question...

Miles:spit it out

Homelander:Are you my son?

Miles spits out his cereal

Miles:NO!!!

Homelander:Oh...Thank god then how did you...that yell last night I can't quite get over it

Miles:Jesus Christ look mom will kill me for telling you but I have powers-

Homelander:So your a supe?

Miles:Alien...

Homelander:YOUR A GODDAMN ALIEN?!

Miles:Yeah now is this enough for you to stop being so weird!!!

Homelander:you where the one who saved that  plane...you...your a child and I'm...IM JUST SECOND BEST!!!

Homelanders eyes glow red as he blasts at Miles who dodged

Miles:WOAH CHILL THE HECK OUT!!!

he beamed miles who thankfully runs from it

Homelander:COME OUT YOU DAMN ALIEN!!!!!

Miles:QUIT IT HOMELANDER!!!!

Homelander rushes miles who drops to the floor before the punch connects

Miles leaps over his balcony and lands

Homelander:GET BACK HERE!!!

Miles dodges laser fire

Miles:QUIT IT MAN!!!

Miles leaps over a kitchen island and hides

Homelander:Come out come outtttt-

Homelander slices the island in half thankfully miles drops his head before he's blasted

Miles gets up

Miles:please stop!!!

Homelander:I will once you hold still!!!

Homelander blasts miles again miles dodges

They're basically playing cat and mouse at this point

Miles hides in a closet

Homelander:You...You try to take my place and think I won't do anything about it...YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!!

Miles:SCREW YOU HOMELANDER YOUR A LABORATORY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG YOU ATTENTION CRAVING...ASSHOLE!!!!!!

(His first cuss word and trust me there are going to be much more)

Homelander lasers the entire house thankfully the walls are still up

Miles covers his mouth

Homelander:Come say that to my face!!!

Homelander yanks the door off the closet and finds nothing

Homelander:GRRRRR your gonna have to come out sometime and I'll be waiting you little shit stain!!!

Homelander flies away

Miles reappears thanks to his invisibility

Miles:That was close

Miles leaves the closet

Miles falls on the ground and catches his breath

Miles gets up and sees his half destroyed house

Miles:God-

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