Homelander Watches Miles Sleep
Homelander:your just a stupid monkey...she loves you more then me?
Miles tosses and turns a little
Homelander:I could just *his eyes glow red* and who would stop me...who
Miles began waking up
Homelander quickly turned his eyes regular
Miles opened his eyes to homelander in his face
Miles:AUUH!!!
Miles quickly got out of bed
Miles:What's the reason!!!!!!!
Homelander:Hello Son
Miles:why are you here where's Samantha?
Homelander sits on his bed
Homelander:she took the day off
Miles bends his head to the right
Unbeknownst to homelander he's using his empathy powers to sense a lie he finds it
Miles:is that right?
Homelander:Uhh Yeah-
Miles:whatever...
Miles walks past homelander and goes downstairs
Homelander:So...Some yell last night
Miles:Yeah-
Miles grabs some cereal
Homelander:So...whatre you gonna be for Halloween
Miles:Halloween already Past
Homelander:Look here you little sh- I mean look I have a question...
Miles:spit it out
Homelander:Are you my son?
Miles spits out his cereal
Miles:NO!!!
Homelander:Oh...Thank god then how did you...that yell last night I can't quite get over it
Miles:Jesus Christ look mom will kill me for telling you but I have powers-
Homelander:So your a supe?
Miles:Alien...
Homelander:YOUR A GODDAMN ALIEN?!
Miles:Yeah now is this enough for you to stop being so weird!!!
Homelander:you where the one who saved that plane...you...your a child and I'm...IM JUST SECOND BEST!!!
Homelanders eyes glow red as he blasts at Miles who dodged
Miles:WOAH CHILL THE HECK OUT!!!
he beamed miles who thankfully runs from it
Homelander:COME OUT YOU DAMN ALIEN!!!!!
Miles:QUIT IT HOMELANDER!!!!
Homelander rushes miles who drops to the floor before the punch connects
Miles leaps over his balcony and lands
Homelander:GET BACK HERE!!!
Miles dodges laser fire
Miles:QUIT IT MAN!!!
Miles leaps over a kitchen island and hides
Homelander:Come out come outtttt-
Homelander slices the island in half thankfully miles drops his head before he's blasted
Miles gets up
Miles:please stop!!!
Homelander:I will once you hold still!!!
Homelander blasts miles again miles dodges
They're basically playing cat and mouse at this point
Miles hides in a closet
Homelander:You...You try to take my place and think I won't do anything about it...YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!!
Miles:SCREW YOU HOMELANDER YOUR A LABORATORY EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG YOU ATTENTION CRAVING...ASSHOLE!!!!!!
(His first cuss word and trust me there are going to be much more)
Homelander lasers the entire house thankfully the walls are still up
Miles covers his mouth
Homelander:Come say that to my face!!!
Homelander yanks the door off the closet and finds nothing
Homelander:GRRRRR your gonna have to come out sometime and I'll be waiting you little shit stain!!!
Homelander flies away
Miles reappears thanks to his invisibility
Miles:That was close
Miles leaves the closet
Miles falls on the ground and catches his breath
Miles gets up and sees his half destroyed house
Miles:God-
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