Baki:
Baki: "Hey Y/n?"
You: "Yes?"
Baki: "Is it wrong for vegans to eat animal crackers?"
You:.......
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Jack:
You: Fight me!
Jack: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are.
You: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Jack: You can't even reach my neck.
You: Do you really want to test me now? Because I have a step tool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT.
Yujiro:
*Falling down the stairs when a pair of hands catch you*
You: Thank-
Yujiro: Damn Y/n, didn't think you'd fall so hard for me.
You: -_-
Doyle:
*Cuddling with you, suddenly sits up startling you.*
Doyle: I'M BORED!
You: *Falls off the bed startled by his yelling*
You: OWWWW!
Doyle: Thanks!
You: *Confused* for what?
Doyle: Entertaining me!
You: Listen here you little shit-
Sikorsky:
Sikorsky: What is the one thing I told you not to do.
You: Burn the house down.
Sikorsky: And what did you do?
You: Made you dinner.
Sikorsky: ...........
You: ............
Sikorsky: ............
You: And burnt the house down.
Katsumi:
You: Bite me, asshole
Katsumi: *Shrugs* Okay
You: Wait what?!
Katsumi: *Leans in and bites your neck*
You: Uh...*Grips the back of his shirt*
Katsumi: *Stops and pulls back*
You: *Bright red* Who said you could stop biting me, asshole.
Katsumi: *Smirks* As you wish.
You: Stop quoting princess bride!
Hanayama
You: Who the fuck-
Hanayama: LANGUAGE.
You: Oh sorry I meant WHOM the fuck-
Hanayama: *Shakes his head and sighs deeply.*
Retsu:
You: *Has self depreciating thoughts*
Retsu: *Running towards you at high speeds yelling* Y/NNNNN!
You: *Turns towards him in disbelief*
Retsu: IM HERE TO LET YOU KNOW HOW LOVED AND CHERISHED YOU ARE.
(Katsumi and Doppo off in the distance)
Doppo: What just happened. Retsu ran off-
Katsumi: It happened last week too, Retsu ran off saying something like 'Y/n needs to be told their amazing and important!' Before he ran off again.
Kureha:
You: *Bursts in* I NEED A DOCTOR.
Kureha: What?! What's the matter?!
You: *Stops and smiles* because you stole my heart.
Kureha: *Facepalms*
Pickle:
Pickle: Cute. Small.
You: I AM NOT CUTE I AM NOT SMALL I AM DARK MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS.
Pickle: *Smiles and pats your head* Cute💕
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