It's been a while since I've posted quotes but I've lost track of which you've already seen before
SILENCE, WOMAN! 🗣️📢🔊💥
I want SOFT!👺👹
You look like a badly cut onion!
*Conversation about the hardness of socks*
Swaghetti Yolonese
I always wanted to be a microphone
Zootopia is taken too seriously these days
Wow, it smells like SHIT here
Oh it's a full moon, no wonder it's so cold. *18 (adult) people howl at the same time*
A woodruff fart
She doesn't want to eat anything else, but a candle, that's what she wants
A laceration?!
...
- In my salmon year!
I need confirmation.
- I need yellow
Why did I take the milk bottle now...?
Dominic likes olive oil
Wow, now I'm playing serious ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ *dies*
China isn't a shop...?
He's got a kebab in his bag...
Noo don't scrap the table! Why are you so stupid?!
Trauma doesn't leave you. Trauma comes back.
I stood up for it that I am stupid, okay?!
Team Blow
STOP BURNING YOUR BUN! 👺
I lost Stalin...!
You're killing me!
What is Achmet?
Do you know where I live?
-In onion
Just vegetables, Digga (it's the German equivalent for 'Bro')
This video has 5 likes and they are all from Mr. French
Aha, big eraser
Advent, Advent, your asshole is on fire
I don't have any mold anywhere
What does the potato say?
I am still the original packaging
I'm going to the toilet.
-Good night
*Light on* "I am in the future"
- I see my life passing in front of my eyes!
He gendered himself into the toilet
This year I choose menace
Run Babble Girl
Now the shit is not right
-Feli, 80 years old, has problems with digestion
Yellow warbler on an empty stomach
Sterilized water
Siiir-
-NO!ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Uh! Do not you see?! He is violent!
What does 'lost' mean in Spanish...?
-Despacito
I'm confused
I can't stand here, I have greasy hair 😩
If I come, then I go
Educated citizens
The original packaged Harry
I'm talking to you, Gandalf
-I am the Unicorn Lord supreme
The bottle makes wibloble...Bosch
And then if they have such squiggles over their heads, then...okay, she still needs practice being human
*Nicki Minaj voice* Ayo Natasha, let me give you a milk
I hate Taylor Swift
-WOAH you just insulted half the world's population
I'm calling Plankton now
Do you remember when I broke your giant fly swatter?
*softly twerking to Look What What You Made Me Do*
My god, I love listenting to people
