My sister was sleepwalking again and since I was still awake (*cough cough* character ai. *cough*), I wrote down what happened
- 2:54 AM -
Oh hi! *cutely waves and twirls around* I'm a princess ^^
Okay, but why are they even singing all the time *devastated face*
Wait, oh my god, is that a pineapple?? *Excitedly looks at a banana* (girl is u dumb, fr)
You could call me babe for the weekend...shish the sham sheashon
*Sings 'Yeah' by Usher*
Uhauhauauaha (idek what kinda sound that was-)
We're gonna be so late...oh no we're literally stealing their job
Think we need pastel dresses for their wedding? *Talking with the chair*
I have the soup, I'm protecting the book. 👍
Did you just steal my easter bunny? *Suddenly eating chocolate*
Toot-toot *train noises*
Come on, you'll fit through the door...noOo- don't sit! (Our dog is flabbergasted)
*Crouches into a corner* I hope you didn't adapt the driving skills of your mother (Who is this bitch even talking to??)
-then she just sat there for a while and I already thought she was taking a shit or smth-
-3:20 AM-
*aggressively sneezes* ...Jesus-
April, april, does whatever he wants, huh? *stares out the window like a middle-aged dad*
Does grandpa have a bigger appartment than me? (She doesn't own an appartment) Stop cutting me off! *Slaps the air*
Avert your gaze, he looks like Shrek-Terry (Rip Terry Crews, ig)
You- *points a threatening finger at plant* I will buy you
Orange and purple, the best- *gasp* I bet you'd hide crack in there (Blood of Olympus book in her hand)
What? You think stinking air is better?? (Girl, stop attacking our dog)
*Parcours from the couch and onto the ground for, like, half an hour*
- 4:01 AM-
gluck gluck gawk *makes gulping noises and something spills*
London seats are such a mind-fuck. Upstairs is so much richer.
...And then I became Tina with the great ideas. Who else said that you should put your finger into the cup to stop it from spilling?
Can't believe I missed the guy in underpants *disappointed*
I didn't photograph the Islandic spot!
It's the damn seasooon... HallelujaAAAAH- *starts barking* (girl what-)
-my dad woke up, yelled at her to shut her ass up, went back to sleep- (zero efficency in parenting but okay)
-she fell asleep next to the piano after a while-
Btw, I asked her if I could tell y'all this.
