had a great day today
Meet my teachers, btw
Math:
- drops his pencil at least three times a day
- it wouldn't be math without excessive jumping or hitting tables
- stumbles over the same backpack every. single. time
- "Janson" "Sir my name is Ja-" "Janson"
- "Lia, chill"
- "Jes wi cän"
Biology:
- restarts his sentence five times
- random screeches of confusion or shock
- "I didn't know you had a presentation today...?"
- "Why is salat soggy?" "We never had that topic" "BuT WhY?!"
- I've got a video for you *plays the amobea sisters*
Spanish:
- "En Espanol or favor" 🤓
- "Chica, silencio" (I sneezed too loudly)
- Homework every single day
- "I'm not doing this for me, this is for you to practice"
- literally the only one who counts if somebody doesn't do their homework
- "I'm a little sick today, my voice is weak, so please be quiet everyone" 🥺
English:
- never lets you finish
- train of thought faster than Lightning McQueen
- literally the "Today's topic: Slavery" meme
- wears shirts in freezing temperatures and still rips open the windows
- Steven King No. 1 fan
- hyper invested in everything he does
Geography:
- does not want to be here
- every lesson looks like a presentation from a student
- classtest literally 5th grader niveau
- "I've got a video today" *2h documentary about water*
- 'take this sheet of sources and leave me alone for the rest of the day' is her motto
