Block 'em texts

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You have one Direct Message on Instagram.

"are you related to yoda coz youdalicious..."

"What the f... Do I know u"

"Nope, but u bout 2"

"If we were both squirrels i would store my nuts in ur hole 😏"

"f this shit I'm blocking yo fat a**"

"how'd you know I'm fat"

Grumpily, Arielle threw her phone on her bed and rolled her eyes. But at the same time, she was flattered.

I mean, hardly anyone tried to slip into her DMs and that was smooth.

She picked up her phone and stared at it, willing it to buzz again. Even though she said she would block her mystery stalker, she didn't.

She would try to stalk him back but his account was private, and she was not going to request like she was begging.

Well, damn... Guess she gonna have to wait.

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Hi guys so like this was random and like more this century-ish... Btw, puns/jokes not mine. They're one of my friend's. She was bored and nuts, so like... Yah. Bai...

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