Needless to say Mrs Adetoye was furious at us. First for leaving even when she had made it clear that everyone was going to the spa, second for coming back so late and third for getting lost. Mr Adetoye was wisely absent during our scolding.
But who cared about that? Timi collected my number. My number!
Immediately I get to my room, I go straight to whatsapp and sure enough there is a message from an unknown number.
Timi: Hey
Me: Hey. I reply.
Timi: It's Timi.
Of course I can tell from your cute profile picture. But I don't say that instead I reply.
Me: OK. He replies immediately.
Timi: So what r u doing?
Btw ur profile pic looks amazing. U really r beautiful.
It was a picture of me with the dog ears filter, sticking out my tongue. Nothing special.
Me: Thank u.
Timi: I'm honoured.
It's not everyday I get to talk to a princess.
Me: Wow u can whine ehn.
Timi: No, no, no.
I simply say it as I see it.
Oh God! My insides are mush. If I was white I would be redder than pepper!
Just as I'm about to reply a message from Tobi comes in. It's an unaware picture of me in school.
Tobi: I'm thinking of posting it on my status. What do u think. I should really block this guy.
Going back to Timi's chat I send him a blushing emoji. Then another message from Tobi comes in.
Tobi: Maybe I shld put it beside my pic so other guys know u r taken.
I don't want anyone sliding into my dm for ur number.
Bros u no dey tire?!!!!
Then he sends another message.
Tobi: I've posted it.
U wld know that if u just save my number.
I know u haven't saved it.
Me: U don't give up do u.
Tobi: Oh my God! She replied! She finally replied!!
Me: I'm blocking u.
Tobi: Darling sim cards cost only 100 naira.
Me: U sound like an obsessive stalker. Go away.
Tobi: Don't lie, u r into those kinda tins.
Me: I'll report u. Real smooth Miracle.
Tobi: Nothing can come btw our love baby.
At that moment a message from Patricia comes in and I leave Tobi's chat for her's.
Patricia: Babe! What's going on?!
Tobi just posted ur pic!
Is there something u r not telling me.
Me: That is Tobi being Tobi.
U have been with him longer than me u shld understand him by now.
Patricia: First of Tobi is a peculiar case.
Secondly if a guy randomly post ur pic without a prompt then u mean somtin to him.
Thirdly he used d heart emoji as his caption!
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My Nigerian Fairytale (Completed)
Humor"You still don't want to tell me your name. Just name ooo I'm not asking for your number na" "Miracle" "It's definitely a miracle because I've met a very beautiful girl today" "Ode". Miracle Adichie is living a real life fairytale but th...
