"violating a veteran of the armed forces requires an immediate show of counterinsurgency. shock and awe for those bitches."
"good morning to you too carl,"
Ian then passed ivy this flyer and mouthed 'don't ask' she looked back at him weirdly before reading it
"the fuck is a neighbourhood watch?"
" a club of George Zimmerman- type of pussies who aren't trained for military action."
"oh I think its a group version of not minding your own business." Ian replied to carl
"Fiona's gonna be pissy," Liam commented as he joined the rest of the family in the kitchen.
"how come bud?" ivy replied
"I let Sean in."
"what like sean sean? he was here?"
"yep then he left."
"fionas gonna kill him." carl exhaled
"am I hearing correctly? the 'sean' has returned?" frank made his grand enterance as always making everyone sigh at the sight of him
"yep." liam was the only one who ever really responded these days .
"this is a test of our families spiritual growth. I forgive him and wish him peace on his journey."
"how much longer are we gonna be putting up with saint Francis of the southside?" ian asked , he was scoffing down KFC leftovers from the night before
"permanent life change is a daily practice , ian. I just entered my symbolic 30's and they require a new sense of maturity ."
"What happened to your symbolic 20's?" Ivy questioned
"We grow up fast in the Age of Enlightenment." Frank shared before searching The fridge for food
"Don't eat the chocolate it's mine."
"Ivy why on earth is it in the fridge?"
"So it doesn't melt Francis."
"Anyways that's great, franks in his early 30's and I'm back in puberty . I'm getting a boner every morning and having to whack off." Lip joined the family
"Not getting laid?" Ian guesseD
"No , it's part of the rules of sobriety. I'm supposed to stay away from relationships."
"Ooo beware of rules,son. Real change happens when you reset your internal clock ."
"Thanks for the fatherly advice."
"Your 30's are all about becoming a stand up man and learning to embrace fatherhood."
"Too bad you're out of kids to screw up." Ian snickered
"So not true! I still have Liam. He's The only Gallagher who hasn't been ruined by that whirlwind known as Monica and I'm going to parent him the way I should've been parenting all along right son?" He patted liams shoulder " let's get you to school on time. First step in good parenting: punctuality . Let's go."
"God." Ivy mumbled before leaving for work
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Ivy was stood in Ian's doorway pissing herself with laughter as Ian woke up.
"Sleeping with girls again? Thought you said you didn't like that."
"Shit." He gulped
"Chill I'll wake her name?"
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Ivy milkovich
FanfictionIvy finds herself back in the place she grew up in, Chicago , she wasn't planning on staying for long but that took a turn when she slipped right back into the Gallagher family "Ivy, where do I start, always with my boy Ian I used to think you guys...
