"im a good girl." Franny insisted for the millionth time
"this about peppa?" ivy asked debbie
"yep , cant have that bitch taking my kid! look fran , tomorrow I need you to be a very bad girl when we go to that mean ol' witch peppas house , okay? you could get a big knifey and poke the puppy with it till it goes ouchie n bleeds or you could take a big old poopy in her bed , hm?"
"im a good girl!" Franny stomped
"come on Franny you gotta work with me."
"im a good girl!"
"you heard her debs , she is a good girl you aint getting no badass Franny anytime soon." ivy joked
"so funny ivy." debbie rolled her eyes , ian then walked in "know where I could get a redheaded toddler for rent?"
"well if you attended the local ginger club meetings like I asked you to, youd know a dozen redheaded toddlers by now."
"im serious ian , I negotiated peppa down to partial custody in exchange for some of Dereks death benefit, but I cant stomach the thought of that bitch having one second with Franny."
"so you wanna pass off a fake Franny?"
"preferably one horrible enough that shell drop the custody fight altogether. but apparently I raised a great kid she'll totally wanna keep her."
"yeah never gonna happen, peppa will know its not her." ivy scoffed as she leant up from taking a good look at Franny.
"Peppa hasn't seen her in ages she won't know . people are super racist against redheads. they think we all look alike"
"you sound so stupid right now debbie,"
"well? frank calls me ivy or ian like twice a week."
"okay? well you can try boys and girls club or a group home. those kids are pretty screwed up. anyway I gotta get to work."
"since when do you have a job ian?" debbie asked ian who had a top with the name sparky on it,
"and when were you named sparky?" ivy chuckled , he flipped her off before replying to debs
"its less of a job and more of a medical scam im being forced into by my corrupt parole officer."
"Gay jesus to insurance fraud?"
"yeah debs , prison really reformed me. see you guys"
"bye sparky"
"fuck you ivy!"
once ian had left , debbie got ready to leave when Alicia stumbled down the stairs.
"how you feeling?" debbie asked her.
"meh."
"that's better then not good."
"mhm"
"well good talk Alicia , me and Franny are off to find another redhead."
"what?" Alicia looked at ivy who shrugged her shoulders.
"don't ask questions , just go on with your day."
"shall do. coffee?"
"yes please."
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"jesus , why we got cowboy looking things out front?" ivy asked her sister who was getting ready to go somewhere
"you think I know? I got here like last night."
"you like tamales?"
"yeah"
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Ivy milkovich
FanfictionIvy finds herself back in the place she grew up in, Chicago , she wasn't planning on staying for long but that took a turn when she slipped right back into the Gallagher family "Ivy, where do I start, always with my boy Ian I used to think you guys...
