Marriage Benefits

23 | 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠

-Eleonora-

Saturday, time to relax and have some fun with my friends.

To prevent Jennifer to slip on her ex-boyfriend's dick, Miles though it was a good idea to go shopping.

Well, it was in the first hour then it got chaotic.

"Should we buy some home furniture for you?" Jennifer asked

"Some paintings, pillows... Oh oh a friends picture!" Miles exclaimed happily

"No please no" I said tiringly

"You're so boring you know what you need? "Jennifer asked stopping us in the middle of the shopping

"What?"

"Spice! You need spicy sex" Jennifer stated as if it was a fact

"Oh my gosh" I let it out

"I agree, marriage sex must be boring" Miles comented

" It is and after some time it's unexistent"

Oh right,so did mention that did I? My mom came along too, it was a last-minute thing I think at least that's what they told me

"Mom please I do not want to know about your sexual life" I cried it out

"We need to go to a sex shop" Jennifer cheered. I rolled my eyes not been a fan of how things were turning out.

"Yes! Great great idea. I love those" my mom said while fixing her sunglasses. When I noticed they pulled me by my armsdragging me t the shop.

"What are we doing here guys?" I asked taking a deep breath they all looked like kids happily wandering around the store.

"You need something to make it spicy. You know you're that's the same dick for the rest of your life" Jeniffer said taking a pink lingerie and placing it on my front.

"Thanks for informing" I asked watching the place. It was called cupcake, with white walls and a soft pink couches and display tables

"Pink is not good on her skin tone" Miles commented looking at me and to the lingerie

"Red is always good! It's the color of love and hot" my mom said coming with a glass in shape of a penis

"Mom you don't need that"

"But I do! It's a glass, it's good for my Margaritas plus it's also a penis, what do you mean I don't need this"

"Red would look great she's right" Jennifer aid not paying attention to my mom conversation

"I prefer black, simple but black" I mentioned, did I had an opinion in this? Maybe I don't although it's for me.

"Yes! It would look great!" Miles clapped, they ran off probably to find me something nice

I sat down on the couch and so did my mom, by the time she had managed to pour some drink into her new glass

"Are you ok?" my mom asked looking at me

"Yeah?" I answered a bit unsure not knowing what she meant

"Really?"

"Yes mom"

"Ok. In the moment to you aren't you need to tell me" she said pretty serious now, I frowned my eyebrows not understanding her behavior.

"What is going on mom?"

"Nothing"

"I don't buy it! Something is totally off you keep making weird question, maybe not weird but very consistent with them, like when you went to see me at my office last week what was that about?" I asked and saw her biting her bottom lip, I didn't see her bite but I noticed half of her lip disappeared, meaning she was hiding it while biting it. I knew that because I did the same.