Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #4

Winter: So, I was dared to watch Spongebob. I don't know what that is, but it takes place in the sea, so I'm guessing it's a SeaWing documentary.

Turtle: It's really not...

Winter: Good, because that would've been boring.

Winter: OK, let's watch whatever this is.

A whole season later (imagine the narrator from the show)

Turtle: So, what did you think about Spongebob?

Winter: Firstly, I didn't see a single SeaWing, so I guess that's a plus. Secondly, that misshapen square is the worse thing I exposed my eyes to. Thirdly, it's been a whole season, and they still refuse to reveal the Krabby Patty recipe, I need answers.

Turtle: Anything else.

Winter: I relate to Squidward on a spiritual level.

Turtle: ....what?

Winter: It's a shame the world can't see his talent.

Turtle: Winter, you have it wrong. He's not supposed to be relatable, or likeable for that matter.

Winter: Well, they shouldn't make unlikeable characters so damn relatable.

Turtle: You confuse me...