*Turtle is walking down the hall, when he passed Ash*
Turtle: Hey, Ash--
*Winter suddenly drops from the ceiling and dropkicks him*
Turtle: Ow! What the hell, Winter! ...and what are you wearing?
*Winter back at it with fake Yoda ears*
Winter: It is I! And you can no longer be in Ash's presence, not as long as I'm here.
Turtle: Dude, why are you sounding like that?
Winter: Non of your goddamn business!
Turtle: Winter, for moons sake!
Winter: May the force be with you!
*shoves Turtle to ground, before grabbing Ash and running away*
Turtle: My existence don't make no sense...
Later:
Ash: Winter...I know we're friends, but what are you doing to Pikachu?
*Winter currently had Pikachu in his talons, and the IceWing was squishing him gently*
Winter: Yoda was dared to befriend, and I'm technically am Yoda for now *points to fake ears*
Ash: OK, but why are you squishing him like that?
Winter: Don't question my actions...
Winter: ....
Winter: Who's a good Pika? You're a good Pika! 💕 *squish squish*
Pikachu: Pika?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
