Winter: Qibli! Today, we'll be taking turns playing Apex Legends.
Qibli: Sounds good, is there any instructions--?
Winter: Oh, Qibli. Sweet Qibli. My darling. You fucking idiot--
Qibli: What's your point?
Winter: We don't need instructions because I'll probably excel at this, I don't know about you though.
Qibli: If you say so. Can I go first?
Winter: Fine, only because you won't last long.
Qibli: Just, put on the game.
Later:
Qibli: Dammit! They're all around me!
Winter: Where are those assholes you call teammates?
Qibli: Apparently, they have better things to do!
Qibli: Shit! Shit! Dang it, I loss!
Winter: Well, I was right, hand over the controller.
Qibli: *hands over controller* Just be careful, alright.
Winter: Relax, I'm just going to-- WHAT THE FUCK?
Qibli: What's wrong?
Winter: Some jerk found my hiding place, and keeps attacking me!
Qibli: Can't you escape them?
Winter: I'm trying!
Winter: Dammit! Now, I lost! Who even is this jackass?
Qibli: What's their username?
Winter: It's BigShipper900
Winter: .....wait.
Meanwhile:
Kinkajou: HAHAHAHAHA! Take that!
Kinkajou: Man, I love being a troll.
Back to Winter & Qibli:
Winter: I can't believe I lost to Kinkajou!
Qibli: Hey, maybe we can play something else.
Winter: What do you suggest?
Qibli: Overwatch or Fortnite?
Winter: Are you fucking serious?
Qibli: Uh...how about Animal Crossing?
Winter: ...
Winter: Now you're talking! I knew there was a reason I married you.
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