Winter: Kinkajou! You're going get a coma!
*Kinkajou was currently stuffing her face with candy*
Kinkajou: I have to do it! It's for the dare we're doing.
Winter: What?
Qibli: Sorry about this, Winter.
Winter: What!?
*Qibli pushed both Winter and Kinkajou in a closet, and locked them in*
Winter: What the actual fuck! *pounds on the closet door, but it won't budge*
Kinkajou: WINTER!
Winter: What?
*Kinkajou jumped onto his face*
Winter: Fuck! What are you doing!?
Kinkajou: Winter! Winter! Winter!
Winter: What! What! What!
Kinkajou: Winter! I'm bored!
Winter: What the hell do you want me to do about it?
Kinkajou: Entertain me.
Winter: No.
Kinkajou: WHYYYYYYY!?
Winter: Because I'm busy! Now, get off! *shakes Kinkajou off him*
Kinkajou: ...Winter?
Winter: *sigh* What now?
Kinkajou: Are IceWings made of ice?
Winter: What are you--
*chomp!*
Winter: Ah! That's my fucking tail!
Kinkajou: *gags* Definitely not made of ice. But so cold!
Winter: Listen, you bane of my existence. It's worse that I'm stuck in here, I don't need anymore of your--
*Kinkajou touches his snout*
Kinkajou: Boop!
Winter: ...
Winter: Imma' kill you.
Kinkajou: Uh oh.
Winter: Say your fucking prays! *lunges at her*
Kinkajou: *dodges* Miss me! Miss me!
Winter: *hits a wall* Goddammit!
Kinkajou: Hey! I have an idea! Let's talk about our interests!
Winter: Hell no--
Kinkajou: I like fruit! Sloths! Berries! Flying! Dancing! Singing! Adventure! Match making! Moonwatcher! Turtle! Ships! Shipping classmates! Shipping strangers! Shipping friends! Shipping--
Winter: Oh dear god! Stop!
Kinkajou: What's your interests, besides scavengers of course.
Winter: >:[
Kinkajou: C'mon! You can tell me!
Winter: Will it make you shut up?
Kinkajou: Maybe. So?
Winter: .........I knit sweaters.
Kinkajou: *gasp* No...
Winter: Yep.
Kinkajou: No, you can't.
Winter: Yes, I can.
Kinkajou: No, you can't!
Winter: Yes, I can knit a fucking good sweater.
Kinkajou: Wow, just when you thought you knew someone.
Winter: Yeah, now can you shut up?
Kinkajou: Bitch, you thought!
Winter: *groan*
Kinkajou: Now, let me tell you the story of how I got stuck in a tree for 7 hours.
Winter: *GROAN!*
Later:
Qibli: OK, times up!
*Qibli opens closet, and Winter stepped out, while Kinkajou fell out onto the floor*
Qibli: Hey!
Winter: You're dead to me.
Qibli: I know. What happened to Kinkajou?
Winter: She fell into a sugar crash sometime earlier.
Qibli: Hmmm, never seen her so peaceful.
Winter: Yeah...
Winter: Let's bury her.
Qibli: Winter!
Winter: Kidding!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
