Winter: Martin!
Martin: Hey, Winter--
*Martin paused, as he saw Winter was wearing a full medieval armour*
Martin: Why are you wearing that?
Winter: No time to explain! I came here for your hand in marriage!
Martin: What!?
Qibli: Not so fast!
*Qibli barged in, also wearing armour*
Winter: You dare interrupt, peasant!
Qibli: As if I'll allow Sir Martin to marry you, when he could be marrying me!
Martin: Wait--
Winter: Then, we shall duel to the death! The one who survives, takes Martin as his bride.
Martin: Bride?
Qibli: Very well!
*Both of them pulled out jousting swords*
Winter: Charge!
Qibli: Charge!
*They both ran at each other, swords pointed frontwards. Immediately, Winter's sword wedged under Qibli's wing*
Qibli: *gasp!*
*Qibli staggered back, coughing dramatically. He then reached inside his breastplate, and pulled out a long red ribbon*
Qibli: Dying sounds! Dying sounds!
*the last of red ribbon was out, and Qibli collapsed. Winter ran to him and held him in his arms*
Winter: I'm sorry it had to end like this...
Qibli: It's OK... But, before I die...I want to tell you something.
Winter: Anything.
Qibli: ....I....I...
Qibli: I ate your last brownie.
Winter: ...
Winter: You...ASS!
Qibli: Hehe. OK, I'm dead now.
Winter: *rises head to sky* NOOOOOOO!
Martin: ...I'm going to go *leaves*
Later:
Moonwatcher: So you recorded the whole thing in secret?
Chris: Yep.
Kinkajou: Man, it's hard to watch this video, this is what happens when they don't let me write the script.
Moonwatcher: They're kinda embarrassing themselves.
Turtle: *sniff*
Kinkajou: Turtle?
Turtle: *sobs* ALL THEY WANTED TO DO WAS LOVE!
Kinkajou: *facepalms*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
