Winter: We were dared to sing songs to dragons.
Turtle: But..I can't sing.
Winter: No shit, you're singing is basically yelling in a high pitched voice. Anyway, we'll each sing a different song, to one dragon.
Qibli: Can't wait! SandWings are musical prodigies, after all.
Winter: *rolls eyes*
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Winter: Qibli!
Qibli: Yes, Ice Daddy?
Winter: Wtf? Who told you to say that?
Qibli: Kinkajou.
Winter: Of course. Getting back on track, I am about to sing Angel With a Shotgun to you, and you're going to fucking love it.
Qibli: Ooooooh
*Winter starts to sing*
Ohh yeah! Ohh yeah! Ohh yeah!
I'm an angel with a shot
Angel with a shotgun
Get out your guns
Battle's begun
Are you a saint or a sinner?
If loves a flight
Then I'll shall die
With my heart on a trigger
They say before you start a war
You better know what you're fighting for
Well, baby you are all that I adore
If love is what you need a soldier--
Winter: What a minute! *reads over lyrics* Wait, this is a love song?
Qibli: What did you think it was about? An actual angel with an actual shotgun?
Winter: ...
Winter: OK, we're done here.
Qibli: Wait, I was right? Haven't you ever heard about metaphors?
Winter: WE'RE DONE HERE!
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Qibli: My turn! Oh, Winter!
Winter: What?
Qibli: *clears throat*
There once was a bittersweet man
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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