Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #64

Qibli: Winter, what is this?

*The hall is decorated to look like a wedding ceremony*

Winter: Ash and I are getting married.

Qibli: What!?

Winter: Relax, it's fake.

Qibli: That doesn't make it any less weirder...*shudders* just like  the Spoony incident.

Winter: We swore never to mention his name!

Winter: Anyway, where the fuck is Turtle? He's suppose to wed us.

*Turtle bursts in wearing a reverent costume*

Turtle: I'm here!

Winter: What took you so long?

Turtle: Well, I ran into Foe-- I mean, Hope, and she asked if Peacemaker could be the flower boy.

*Peacemaker approaches them, with a flower ring in his head*

Peacemaker: I like flowers!

Winter: Hell no! I'm not letting that abomination near me!

Qibli: C'mon, he's barely a threat now.

Winter: ....alright, but he needs to keep his distance. I swear, that child is evil.

Peacemaker: I like strawberries.

Winter: EVIL!

Later, during the wedding:

Turtle: We are here to betroth these two in holy matrimony.

Ash: Who's getting married?

Winter: God, you're oblivious.

Turtle: Whoever objects to this ceremony: speak now, or forever hold your peace--

Serena: I do!

Winter: What now, girl who dresses like a doll?

Serena: I object!

Serena: And I'll do it in song!

*Serena suddenly jumps on the alter, and starts singing*

I never meant to call you out.

I always seen behind your smoke and mirrors~

Oh sweetheart, please don't yell at me.

It wasn't really hard to see.

The truth that's rotting underneath.

Why weren't you honest from the start?

You know I always thought, she must have liked you.

She's just a temptress, don't you know!

She says she loves you even though

She only wants to steal your soul.

I'll. Save. You

You said you'll always be my friend.

And we'd get married when we both got older~

Ash: I literally just met you a few days ago.

I never heard those words before

You made me long for something more.

But then she tries to steal your love.

What's with that look?

Do you really think I'm out of line tonight?

Stop calling her name.

If you play my game, she just make it out alive.

I. Love. You.

I'm not asking much.

Just give me your heart!

Put no one else above me.

Go on, say you love me!

Put your hand in mine and tell me

That I'll always be the one.

Without you, my life means nothing.

So just say you love me tonight!

And if you lie...

*Moonwatcher suddenly jumps in*

Moonwatcher: *points at Ash* This poor girl will have to DIE!

Winter: Moon, what the actual fuck?

Ash: Girl?

Moonwatcher: Sorry, Winter, couldn't help it.

Winter: That's it, I'm excluding you from my next outrageous wedding.

Turtle: Should I...continue?

Winter: No! The mood is ruined! I'm going to go stuff my face with ice cream, because I'm relatable like that! *stomps off*

Ash: I'm... still confused.