Winter: Moon, what are doing in my living room?
Moonwatcher: ....
Winter: Moon?
*Suddenly, and very slow, Moonwatcher's head turned right around like an owl's, and her eyes were blank*
Moonwatcher: Turn. Away.
Winter: *gasp!* *runs off*
Moonwatcher: ...
Moonwatcher: Hahaha! I really got her--
Winter: AHHHHH! *charges forward*
Moonwatcher: What--
*suddenly, Moon's trapped in a blanket, and she struggles restlessly*
Winter: Don't worry! I'll cull the evil spirit inside you!
Winter: I just need some help...
Later, in the library:
*The Jade Winglet are studying together*
Turtle: It's good that we can study together without any distractions.
Winter: *barges in* GET ME SOME DAMN HOLY WATER!
Kinkajou: I wasn't reading those fanfics, I swear!
Winter: What?
Kinkajou: What?
Qibli: What's going on, Winter?
Winter: Moon is fucking possessed! I have her in this bag! *holds up bag*
Kinkajou: No! Not my bestie!
Qibli: Uh, guys--
Winter: Kinkajou, you're into weird shit, how do we get rid of a demon?
Kinkajou: ...We confront it head on.
5 minutes later:
Turtle: Why can't I have normal friends?
Kinkajou: Just finish that summoning circle! And remember, don't make the lines choppy!
Winter: OK, now what?
Kinkajou: Throw Moon in the center.
Winter: Got it *throws Moon*
Moonwatcher: *muffled curses*
Kinkajou: Now, to do the incantation...
Kinkajou: CHANT! CHANT! CHANT! CHANT!
*suddenly, red light grew around the circle*
Qibli: Oh shit!
*pop!*
*Peacemaker appears on top of Moon*
Peacemaker: How did I get here?
Winter: Dammit! We summoned the wrong demon!
Qibli: When will they realize Moon isn't possessed?
Turtle: *shrugs*
Kinkajou: Can you grant us three wishes, O Demonic One?
Peacemaker: Do I look like a genie to you?
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