Winter: OK! The Jade Winglet are dared to play a game called Yandere Simulator.
Kinkajou: Woohoo!
Qibli: Can we have a tutorial first?
Winter: No, you just have to wing it.
Qibli: But--
Winter: Anyway! Since it's one player, we have to take turns, and I'll go first.
--Winter's Turn:
Winter: OK, how do I do this?
Qibli: Told you we needed a tutorial.
Winter: Shut up. Alright, I'm in a school...why are there weapons on the ground?
Moonwatcher: Try picking it up?
Winter: I picked it up. Now, let me try pressing this button--
*scream*
Winter: Shit! Did I just killed someone?
Qibli: Well, her corpse is laying in front of you, so yeah.
Winter: OK, let me--
*scream*
*scream*
*scream*
Moonwatcher: Winter! Stop pressing that button, you're killing everyone!
Winter: I don't know how to put down the knife! Or walk for that matter! *randomly smashes buttons*
*Seconds later, Winter's avatar is standing in a pool of blood and body parts*
Winter: ....People can't get arrested in this game, right?
*Winter's avatar gets arrested*
Winter: Fuck!
--Qibli's Turn:
Qibli: Let's do this! I got my knife, I got my senpai shrine--
Winter: That's the weirdest sentence I ever heard.
Qibli: Whatever, time to frame someone for murder!
Moonwatcher: Another weird sentence.
Qibli: *sigh*
Minutes later:
Qibli: I have done the dark deed, now to burn the body!
Winter: You could've killed Boobs McKenzie.
Moonwatcher: You know that's not her name.
Winter: I don't even know the main character's name! How am I suppose to memorize the others?
Qibli: You also have a problem with memorizing our names.
Winter: That's not true, I always know your name, since it's so stupid.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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