Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #130

Chris: What is this?

Winter: Our wedding ceremony.

Martin: But why are we tied to chairs?

Winter: Just go along with it.

Martin: Never thought my wedding day would be like this.

Winter: OK, Turtle, do your thing.

Turtle: Yeah...Winter, if you keep making me a revenant for your weddings, you're going to have to pay me at some point.

Winter: Oh, I'll schedule that right in never in a thousand years, now do your thing!

Turtle: *sigh* Winter, do you wish to marry the Kratt Bros, in holy matrimon--

Qibli: I object!

Turtle: Dude, you missed that part.

Qibli: Sorry! I was getting a snack!

Qibli: Anyway...

*Qibli bursts into song*

I never meant to call you out.

I always seen behind your smoke and mirrors~

Oh sweetheart, please don't yell at me.

It wasn't really hard to see.

The truth that's rotting underneath.

Why weren't you honest from the start?

You know I always thought, they must have liked you.

They're just a temptress, don't you know!

They says they loves you even though

They only want to steal your soul.

I'll. Save. You

You said you'll always be my friend.

And we'd get married when we both got older~

I never heard those words before

You made me long for something more.

But then they tries to steal your love--

Qibli: *cough! cough!*

Qibli: Arrgh! There's still a piece of potato chip stuck in my throat!

Qibli: *cough!* Fuck!

Winter: Thank you, for ruining the mood.

Winter: And what are you idiots doing?

*Winter glared at Kinkajou, Moon, and Turtle, who were preparing to carry the Kratt Bros away*

Kinkajou: We been spotted! Retreat! *accidentally drops the brothers*

Chris & Martin: Ow!

Kinkajou: Sorry!