Kinkajou: I dare Winter to listen to the rest of Kinkajou's fanfic.
Kinkajou: Well, I'm glad someone appreciates fine literature.
*Nearby, Winter is tied to a chair*
Winter: Get me out of here!
Kinkajou: Now where was I, Ah! Part Two!
Kinkajou: Moon gazed into Qibli's eyes, and said "why do you love me? I'm just little shy girl" And he replied "You are also gorgeous"
Moon gasped "Kiss me, you fool!" And they unleashed their desire for each other with a kiss.
Winter: I want to die!
Kinkajou: Next part!
5 minutes later:
Kinkajou: "Winter! What are you doing here!?" screamed Qibli. "I'm here to reclaim my love!" Winter yelled, in a burst of fury. "Omggggggg! Don't fight over me, guys!" Moon pleaded.
Winter: *😵*
20 minutes later:
Kinkajou: As Winter released his dying breath, he turned to Qibli "I always loved you..." PLOT TWIST! And as Winter died in Qibli's arms,(dramatic music plays in the background), Moon realized...she should've married a doctor.
Kinkajou: The End! What did you think?
Winter: You just made me closer to death.
Kinkajou: Yay!
YOU ARE READING
Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
