Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #99

Cobra: I dare you to be a nice grandma to your grandchildren...babushka?!

Cobra: What...?

Dawn: Oh, since you're are granny now, can we have biscuits and tea?

Cobra: Kid, I have slob and sewer water, take your pick.

Dawn: OK!

Armadillo: I don't think that's safe.

Dawn: Come on, how bad can it be *slurp* GAH! IT'S BAD! IT'S REALLY BAD!

Cobra: *groan* I don't even like dragonets! How am I suppose to be nice to them?

Vanilla: Since you're incompetent at this, we can teach you until Fathers return from their trial.

Cobra: Ha! You're going to teach me?

Dawn: Yes! You're going to be the best Gwam Gwam the world has ever seen!

Cobra: ....you're already making it hard to like you, kid.

Later:

Winter: Well, I think the trial went splendidly.

Qibli: She added another week to our sentence!

Winter: Well, maybe it's because you tried to flirt with the judge!

Qibli: At least, I didn't flip off the jury!

Royal Guard: Silence! We're almost by your cell.

Winter: Qibli, we can't do anything about that now. I just hope the kids are alright with your mother.

Qibli: She's probably teaching them to carve a prison cell key out of a bar of soap.

*they soon arrived at their cell. Inside, however, they see a surprising sight*

Cobra: And then, I grabbed that sucker and ripped his head off!

Dawn: Wow!

Armadillo: Cool...violent, but cool.

Cobra: And that was my first fight with a dragonbite viper.

Vanilla: Please, tell us more of your adventures.

Cobra: Aww! You three keep me young. OK, here's this one time when entered a fight club...

Kids: Ooooooh!

Winter: I can't believe my eyes.

Qibli: Me neither...

Winter: I guess, there's some good in her, after all.

Qibli: I...

Qibli: I can't believe this shit!

Winter: What?

Qibli: All this time, I thought she was incapable of love, but she had it in her all along! That cougar!

Winter: Qibli, please, you're acting like me when I have daddy issues.

Royal Guard: I agree.

Qibli: Stay out of this!