Winter: Well, Windshear. I am grateful for the offer, but I happened start a scavenger sanctuary close to home.
Winter: Sure, it's in a working progress, but I have my winglet to help with the rough patches.
Qibli: If only Winter got off his lazy butt to help us!
Winter: I'll be there in a minute! Also, I have Lynx and my brother. Hailstorm is helping me in secret, so he's a little paranoid.
Hailstorm: What was that? I heard something.
Lynx: Relax, it's just the wind.
Hailstorm: Oh, sorry. It sounded like wingbeats--
*a shadow flies overhead*
Hailstorm: I'm not going back to jail! *proceeds to bury his face in the snow*
Winter: Hailstorm, it's only Qibli! Also, Qibli? What are you doing?
Qibli: *shivers* Trying to bring life into my half frozen wings.
Winter: *sigh* As you can see, I am one step closer to finishing this place, we even managed to find some homeless scavengers from a burned down den. We're keeping them in a cage for a while, until theirs rooms are ready.
Turtle: Uh...Winter?
Winter: Yes, Turtle?
Turtle: Well...speaking of the scavengers. When I went to go feed them, they kinda...escaped when I opened the cage.
Winter: ...
Turtle: Whatta the odds of that? *nervous laughter*
Winter: ...
Winter: You're all fired.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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