*At the wedding ceremony, between Moorhen and Winter*
Winter: Listen, Your Majesty...I didn't think this would go this fucking far.
Moorhen: Your point being?
Winter: I'm already married.
Moorhen: Get a divorce.
Winter: I have kids.
Moorhen: We'll take custody.
Winter: I can see why you're not already married.
Moorhen: What was your first guess?
Turtle: OK, I'm still not getting paid, but I might as well finish this. I now pronounce you.
???: NOT SO FAST!
*everyone turned, and saw Spoony standing in front of the alter*
Winter: Spoony!? How are you alive?
Turtle: *slowly scoots away*
Spoony: Senior, I cannot stand idly by while the love my life is being stolen from me.
Winter: Spoony, you kinda knew things wouldn't work out between us...
Spoony: I know, but please...give me a second chance.
Winter: I don't know...
Spoony: I struck gold in the mines.
Winter: ...
Winter: TAKE ME NOW, YOU STUD!
*Winter runs to Spoony's side*
Spoony: Let us run into the sunset!
Winter: Yeah, but is your gold by the sunset?
*Both left*
Moorhen: ...Got chosen over a fucking spoon.
Qibli: I know how you feel.
Later:
Winter: Hey, Qibli.
Qibli: Winter? I thought you ran off with Spoony.
Winter: Yeah, he left me for a spork.
Winter: Asshole.
Qibli: You know what they say, cutlery will only break your heart.
Winter: Hey, at least I emptied his bank.
Qibli: You're a gold digger.
Winter: Good thing you're poor, it shows that I at least love you for your looks.
Qibli: Meanie.
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