Meanwhile, by a candlelit dinner:
Chris: ...
Winter: ...
Both: So--
Winter: I'm sorry, did you want to speak first?
Chris: No, no, it's OK.
Both: ...
Chris: Do you like the food?
Winter: It's... It's fine.
Chris: Good...
Winter's Mind: Fuck, this is so awkward. I dunno what to say, I never done this before. He probably thinks I'm stupid.
Chris's Mind: I wonder if I remembered to tell Martin to stay away from my snacks..
Winter's Mind: Damn, thinking I'm stupid and shit, what the fuck is wrong with him...?
Chris's Mind: On the adventure with the coolest creatures 🎶
Winter's Mind: Bitch.
Winter's Mind: I need to get out here. But how?
Winter: Hmmm...
Winter: Excuse me, I dropped my fork.
Chris: But your fork's right--
Winter: Let me just get it-- *jumps out of window*
Chris: That's... not how you retrieve a fork.
Later:
Kinkajou: You seriously jumped out of a window!? What the heck is wrong with you!?
Winter: I couldn't think of anything else to do!
Kinkajou: Enough! You are going to march up to Chris and apologize for last night.
Winter: OK, OK *walks away*
Kinkajou: And bring him a gift!
Winter: Fine!
Much later:
Winter: Chris, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused on our date.
Chris: It's alright, I wasn't bothered by it.
Winter: Well, to show you how sincere I am, I present you with a gift.
Chris: Oh, what is it?
*flop!*
Chris: ....is that a lion seal?
Winter: Yep.
Chris: And it's...
Winter: Yes, it is very much dead.
Chris: ....why?
Winter: Sorry I couldn't get you something bigger, like a orca. But, this a finest gift to IceWings that I can get. So, you like?
Chris: *😨*
Winter: He likes.
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