Qibli: What's with all the yelling here?
Winter: Stay out of this!
Bakugou: Hey! Finish this, you overgrown gecko!
Winter: Fuck you, Pomeranian Head!
Qibli: Deku, what happened?
Deku: Kacchan just came in, and I thought it would be nice if he and Winter said hey to each other, considering they have a lot in common...
Bakugou: Come here, so I can flay the scales off your body!
Winter: Come at me, closet case!
Qibli: Oh no...this is a nuclear bomb level threat.
Deku: What do we do!?
Qibli: ...
Qibli: Run.
Deku: Huh--?
*Qibli grabbed Deku and ran out of the room, while carrying him*
Qibli: Save yourselves, everybody!
*Suddenly, Kinkajou walks in*
Kinkajou: Why is Qibli running and screaming down the hall?
Winter: We're in the middle of something.
Kinkajou: What's that-- *sees Bakugou* Squeal!
Bakugou: Who's this weirdo?
Winter: That's Kinkajou. Kinkajou, get out of here, we're trying to settle an argument.
Kinkajou: Why are you two fighting in the first place? You seem to have so much in common.
Winter: Hmmm... *turns to Bakugou* OK, let's try this, we both say the first thing that comes to mind.
Bakugou: Are you serious?
Winter: Well, we don't have any other option.
Kinkajou: OK, guys, in the count of three...One..Two..Three!
Winter & Bakugou: Fuck.
Winter: *gasp*
Bakugou: *gasp*
Winter & Bakugou: Bitchass.
Winter: ...
Bakugou: ...
Winter & Bakugou: Deku is a whore.
Bakugou: Well shit. We do have things common.
Winter: Seems so. I'm sorry this argument ever happened.
Bakugou: Me too.
Kinkajou: Now, that is done...
*Kinkajou sneaks behind Bakugou, and steals a strand of his hair*
Kinkajou: Bye! *leaves*
Bakugou: ...what the--
Winter: No, sir, let me finish that sentence.
Winter: --the everloving fuck!?
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