*in the Ice Palace, Icicle is in the dungeons, being guarded by two IceWings*
First Guard: And then I told her to stick a penguin up her snout.
Second Guard: And what did she do?
First Guard: What do you think? She stuck a penguin up my snout!
Second Guard: That's brutal.
First Guard: I know, my mom's the worse, that's why I never attend thanksgiving dinner anymore.
Icicle: *growl*
Second Guard: Quiet, prisoner!
First Guard: Nice one. Also, would you stop playing footsie with me, it's weird.
Second Guard: That wasn't me, bro.
First Guard: *confused* Then, who--
*Suddenly, an invisible force punches the First Guard in the face, and he immediately went down*
Second Guard: What! Who is that!?
???: Your worse nightmare...
Second Guard: *gasp* An invisible clown!?
???: ....what, no...Urgh, forget it.
*punches guard unconscious*
*Winter steps into the cell*
Winter: Thanks, Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: *turns off camouflage* Queen Glory is going to be really angry at me, but I can't pass up an opportunity to punch some IceWings.
Icicle: Winter? Have you finally decided to be useful and break me out of here?
Winter: Actually...Guys! Now!
*Qibli and Turtle run into the dungeon, and break into Icicle's cell, before tackling her to the ground*
Icicle: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
Turtle: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Qibli: Moon get in here and help us!
Moonwatcher: Got it! *runs in and knocks Icicle unconscious*
Kinkajou: Aw! I wanted to do that.
Later:
*Icicle wakes up, and sees that she is in the rainforest. She tries to move, but couldn't...*
Icicle: WHY AM I BURIED IN THE GROUND!?
Qibli: We might've went a little overboard with mud and dirt.
Winter: And by we, he meant Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: They refused to let me cover your head...party poopers.
Icicle: Winter! I swear, once I'm free, I'm going to make you pay for this!
Winter: Yeah, yeah. In the meantime, we're going to fetch you something to eat.
Kinkajou: I would say don't move from this spot, but...you know the gist.
A week later:
Qibli: I hope she likes fruits.
Kinkajou: Probably not, I'm certain that everything filled with life and beauty immediately withers and dies in her palms.
Turtle: You think Icicle will be mad once we set her free?
Winter: Most definitely, we would have to knock her out before dragging her back to the Ice Kingdom.
Moonwatcher: That might be a problem.
Winter: Why?
Moonwatcher: Cause' she escaped *points to the hole in the ground*
Turtle: We're doomed!
Winter: Everyone relax! She probably went back to the Ice Kingdom--
*crack*
Winter: *looks up at the trees* What--
*Icicle lunges down at him, covered in mud and cobwebs*
Icicle: ARRGH!
Winter: AHHHHH! OH MY GOD!
Kinkajou: Aw! They have such a cute sibling rivalry.
Winter: I'm fucking dying! You idiots!
Qibli: We should help him
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