Kinkajou: Winter, who's that chick next to you?
Winter: Kinkajou, that chick is Qibli.
Kinkajou: WHAAA!?
Qibli: That's right! I had Turtle enchant my earring, now I'm a girl for the rest of the day.
Qibli: I have no idea how my fucking body works.
Winter: Now you feel my pain.
Qibli: Don't worry, I'll ask around some girl friends.
Kinkajou: That sounds like a bad idea--
Qibli: Wish me luck!
Later:
Qibli: I know this is a myth, but I'm just making sure, can I really get pregnant by swallowing a watermelon seed?
*Qibli is currently talking to Tamarin in the prey center*
Tamarin: I don't know who you are, but I can safely assume that you're mentally deranged. Please stay away from me *leaves*
Qibli: Well, thanks for all your help!
Qibli: Guess I should head back.
*Qibli walked off, only to not pay attention to where she was going, and accidentally bumped into Anemone, making her drop her fish*
Qibli: Sorry!
Anemone: You better be sorry!
Qibli: OK...
Anemone: That was a perfectly good fish, and you made me drop it on the dirty ass floor.
Qibli: Look, I'm sorry, just get another fish.
Anemone: You expect me of all dragons to eat any average fish?
Qibli: *sigh* Man, your mother spoiled you.
Everyone: *GASP!*
Qibli: ...
Qibli: What?
Anemone: I know, you didn't just disrespect my momma?
Qibli: I didn't disrespect your momma!
Ostrich: Girl, that bitch disrespected your momma!
Qibli: What is happening!?
Anemone: You know what I do to bitches who disrespect my mother?
Qibli: Uh, talk it out--
Anemone: I slap the shit out of them!
Qibli: *internal screaming*
*Kinkajou suddenly arrives, and notices Qibli*
Kinkajou: Oh man, you got yourself in a cat fight.
Qibli: What do I do!?
Kinkajou: Uh...accept your punishment and try to survive?
Flame: Hey RainWing, want to take bets? I'm betting on Anemone, but my moons, that SandWing is hot.
Kinkajou: That's Qibli.
Flame: Dammit! Why does this always happen to me!?
Qibli: Anemone, let's talk about this maturely--
*Anemone pounces at Qibli*
Anemone: *demonic hissing*
Qibli: AHHHHH!
Later:
Winter: Well, Qibli's male again, and--
Qibli: Girls are terrifying!
Winter: Yeah...
Qibli: And why do they always go for the eyes-- OW!
Turtle: Hold still! And let me patch up your scars.
Qibli: Your sister's a demon.
Turtle: ....true.
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