Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #138

Qibli: Kids! I have snacks!

*comes in kids room*

Qibli: *high pitched screaming*

Winter: *comes in* Qibli, what is it?

Qibli: *sobbing* FJSKCJENKDJCKSJKC!

Winter: What? Speak fucking Dragon!

Qibli: LOOK! *points*

*Winter turns, and sees a horrid sight. Armadillo, Dawn, and Vanilla were sprawled on the floor, covered in red liquid, and unmoving*

Winter: No! No! No! How did this happen!?

Qibli: I...I don't-- *sobs*

*Winter held out his trembling talons, to hold Dawn*

Winter: *cries* How...please...

Dawn: Pfft!

Winter & Qibli: ....

*Winter looked closer, and clearly saw her breathing*

*Qibli and Winter shared a are you shitting me? look*

Winter: *clears throat* Oh no! Our precious children are dead!

Dawn: *muffled giggles*

Qibli: Whatever do we do, now?

Winter: We will have to bury them.

Armadillo: *whispers* What!?

Vanilla: *whispers Sshhh! You are deceased, Brother.

Later:

Winter: Well, here's the funeral.

Winter: That cost a fucking lot of money.

Qibli: Play. Along.

Qibli: Anyway, time to bury our children... unless they have something to say about it?

Kids: ...

Qibli: OK!

*Suddenly, the Jade Winglet arrived*

Moonwatcher: Hey, guys!

Turtle: What are you doing?

Winter: Burying our dead children, but here's the thing--

Kinkajou: WHAT!?

Turtle: Oh dear god, why!?

Moonwatcher: They were so YOUNG!

Qibli: No, guys, you don't understand--

Kinkajou: I'M GOING TO JUMP IN THE COFFIN!

Winter: Don't!

Kinkajou: Fucking watch me!

*Kinkajou ran towards the fake coffin the kids were in. But as she neared, the coffin suddenly exploded, and out came the kids growling while covered in ketchup*

Vanilla: Boom, we're alive.

Turtle: *high pitched screaming*

Moonwatcher: Is that blood!?

Kinkajou: Oh hell no! *runs away*

Moonwatcher: Bye! *runs too*

Turtle: Sorry, I love your kids, but I'm a coward! *follows Moon and Kinkajou*

Winter: Well, some good things came out of this.

Dawn: *licks her paws* Yum! Ketchup!