Winter: What's this? Another dare?
Winter: I dare Winter to be nice for a day. No snappy comebacks, or sarcastic responses.
Winter: ...
Winter *inhale*
Winter: AAAAGHH--!
~We'll be right back~
*Later on, Winter is standing in the hallway*
Winter: Oh my moons, this is humiliating.
*Suddenly, Turtle walked past*
Turtle: Good Morning!
Winter: What's good about it-- I mean, I couldn't agree more!
*Turtle pauses, and looks at Winter in confusion*
Turtle: What?
Winter: I said today is going to be peaches and cream!
Turtle: Are you okay?
Winter: I never been better, Turtle boi!
Turtle: Winter, you're scaring me.
Winter: Well, I got to go, see you later! *walks off*
Turtle: ....oh my god...TSUNAMI!
Tsunami: What!
Turtle: There's something wrong with Winter.
Tsunami: It took you this long to figure that out?
Turtle: I'm serious! He's not acting like himself.
Tsunami: *sigh* Show me where he is...
Turtle: This way *points down the hall*
*They both head in that direction*
Meanwhile:
Winter: Hello, my friends!
Kinkajou: Gah! Winter, what's up with you?
Winter: Whatever do you mean?
Moonwatcher: There's something wrong with your face...
Winter: I'm merely smiling, my dear Moon.
Qibli: Dude, it's looks like your face might split in half if you keep that up.
Winter: Hahaha! Have I ever told you how funny you are?
Qibli: ...
Qibli: OK, what the hell is wrong with you?
Winter: wut?
Qibli: You would never say something like that.
Winter: I'm just chirper today, that's all.
*Turtle and Tsunami suddenly walk in*
Tsunami: I heard you guys have a mentally ill IceWing?
Winter: Tsunami! Isn't it one of our respected advisors!
Tsunami: Are you talking to me?
Winter: Of course, and I'm glad to have a teacher like you around.
Tsunami: ...Yeah.
*Tsunami turns to the Jade Winglet*
Tsunami: Can we talk in private?
*Tsunami beckons the JW to a corner, out of Winter's earshot*
Tsunami: I think I know what's happening.
Qibli: What?
Tsunami: Obviously, Winter was kidnapped, and this is an imposter.
Turtle: Are you serious?
Kinkajou: *shrugs* Not that farfetched, you guys fought a literally shape shifter once.
Tsunami: OK, on the count of three, we jump him and demand where the real Winter is. One...Two..
Qibli: Wait, let's rethink this--
Tsunami: THREE!
Kinkajou: RAWR! *pounces on Winter*
Winter: What!?
Qibli: Kinkajou, get off him!
Kinkajou: Tell us where the real Winter is!
Tsunami: Hold on, Kinkajou! I'm going to get my trusty bat!
Qibli: No!
Later:
Winter: OK, so I cleared up everything for them, and fortunately, Tsunami didn't hit me with a fucking baseball bat. Also, I never knew how hard it was to be nice.
Sunny: Hey, Winter! What a great day it is! Can't wait to spend it with my friends and students!
Winter: ...
Sunny: What?
Winter: How the fuck do you live like this?
Sunny: ...Huh?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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