Winter: What are you losers doing?
Moonwatcher: Reading Ash x Winter fanfiction
Winter: What the hell? And aren't I the only one who can do all these dares?
Qibli: I dunno, we're just popular, I guess.
Winter: In your dreams, camel snout. I want to know, how did you get your claws on fanfiction like that.
Kinkajou: The same place where I get all my fanfiction... The void.
Winter: I'm too scared to ask what that is.
Kinkajou: It's better that way.
Turtle: How about you join us, Winter.
Winter: No fucking way! I have no idea why that ship exists.
Qibli: Well, you did cry when Ash left.
Winter: IT. WAS. DUST!
Qibli: C'mon, it's just for fun.
Winter: Isn't it basically illegal?
Kinkajou: What the FBI don't know won't hurt them.
Winter: OK, you guys are weird, and I'm burning the fanfiction.
Kinkajou: Just when this fic was already spicy.
Winter: Yep, I'm burning it all.
Turtle: Should we be worried? Winter doesn't have fire.
Qibli: He'll definitely find a way, we should escape while we can.
Later:
Tsunami: Can anyone explain how and why your cave caught on fire!
Winter: ...
Winter: Peril did it.
Peril: I wasn't even present through half of this goddamn book!
YOU ARE READING
Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
