Qibli: Winter, who are these two?
Winter: This is Chris and Martin Kratt.
Qibli: And what are they doing?
*The Kratt brothers were carefully examining Winter*
Winter: They're observing my beautiful body.
Qibli: Yeah...what are you guys doing?
Chris: Trying to figure out what he is.
Winter: What? Isn't it obvious? We're dragons.
Martin: Wow! Dragons are real? Isn't this awesome, bro?
Chris: Yep!
Qibli: Well, glad you can appreciate how awesome we are, most scavengers try to kill us.
Chris: *gasp* Who would they try to kill you? That's just disrespectful.
Qibli: I know right!
Winter: In their defense, we do purge their family and homes daily.
Qibli: Yeah...
Martin: So, are there more of you?
Qibli: Heck yeah! Winter is an IceWing, and I'm a SandWing. There's also RainWings, MudWings, SkyWings, NightWings, and SeaWings.
Winter: There's also the Pantala dragons, but I don't give a fuck about them.
Chris: So, are you classified as reptiles?
Qibli: No. Reptiles are animals, and we're not animals.
Martin: But, you have scales.
Winter: Sure, we have scales, but we're way more intelligent than lizards.
Chris: What about your wings? How does that work?
Winter: ....Well, we just have them.
Martin: How do you produce fire, venom, and ice from your throat?
Qibli: Well...we..uh.
Martin: Thinking about it more, it should be impossible for creatures your size to stay in the air, without hallow bones.
Chris: You're right, bro!
Winter and Qibli: ....
Later:
*Winter and Qibli are sobbing on the floor*
Chris: There, there. It's OK!
Winter: WHAT EVEN ARE WE!?
Chris: I think we messed up.
Martin: We definitely did.
Much later:
*Chris and Qibli are alone*
Chris: ...
Qibli: ...
Qibli: I don't believe you.
Chris: You don't believe me?
Qibli: Yes!
Chris: Then, I'll prove it to you!
*suddenly pulls out power disk*
Chris: Creature power suit. Activate!
*A robot suit materializes around him, taking the exact shape and size of Qibli*
Qibli: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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