Winter: So, what I'm hearing is...you were dared to do everything I say?
Tundra: ....Yes.
Winter: I..uh..
Tundra: Oh, please don't make me wait, I'm already humiliated enough.
*Suddenly, the Jade Winglet walked in*
Kinkajou: Hey, Winter, who's this lady?
Winter: This is my mother, and she has been dared to do anything I say.
Kinkajou: Really? Lucky! I would do anything to have a mom.
Turtle: Since I'm not a daughter, my mom never cared for me.
Moonwatcher: Mine wasn't even present for most of my life.
Qibli: At least yours didn't give you a scar over a coconut.
Umber: My mom sold my brother for cows. Try me.
Winter: *looks at winglet thoughtfully*
Winter: I made my decision. Mother, for the rest of the day, you have to be a good mom to each of my winglet, and by the end of the day, you come to me.
Tundra: What!?
Kinkajou: Yay! Free mom! *tackles Tundra in a hug*
Tundra: Unhand me!
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Tundra: OK, Quibble? Was it?
Qibli: It's Qibli.
Tundra: Right. I just wanted to say, I am...happy for you and my son, I know you'll make him happy, and that's fine by me.
Qibli: That's good to hear....Also, here you go *pulls out a coconut, and hands it to her*
Tundra: This...this is a coconut.
Qibli: Yep. It's yours.
Tundra: Oh.
Qibli: So, what do you think?
Tundra: Uh...thank you?
Qibli: *tears up*
Tundra: Dear boy, why is there liquid coming out of your eyes!?
Qibli: *sobs* That's all I ever wanted! *sobs*
Tundra: I think...I broke my son's husband.
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Tundra: Please tell me you're not weird like that SandWing.
Moonwatcher: Of course not.
Tundra: So, what do you require, NightWing?
Moonwatcher: Well...
*Moon pulls out a blanket, and lays on the floor with it*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)