*Today, the students of JMA are in history class, and Webs is busy reciting the SandWing Succession to them*
Webs: So, you see here--
Winter: Quack!
Webs: What? Who is that?
*Winter quickly ducks behind the other students*
Webs: Hmm...as I was saying--
Winter: Quack! Quack!
Webs: OK, who's making that noise? Qibli?
Qibli: Why me?
Webs: Because the last time, you blasted a kazoo in the middle of a quiz!
Qibli: It was thinking music!
Webs: It was a nuisance!
Winter: Quack! Quack! Quack!
Webs: A month's detention to the one making that sound, unless they stop it right now!
*For a moment, the class was silent*
Winter: .....quack.
Webs: I'm out of here! *Stomps off*
Pike: Wait! What about our assignment?
Flame: Shhh! Shut the fuck up!
Qibli: Now that Webs left, what are we going to do now?
Kinkajou: Let's start a riot!
Qibli: Kinkajou, no.
Kinkajou: KINKAJOU, YES!
Meanwhile:
Tsunami: Webs? What are you doing out of class?
Webs: Oh, just going to go kill some ducks out of spite.
Clay: OK, that's concerning.
Webs: Don't worry about it. Also...
Clay: What?
Webs: I quit, bitches! *yeets himself off mountain*
Tsunami: Great, now our history teacher is gone! What are we going to do?
Sunny: I might know where we can find a replacement...
The next day:
Stonemover: In conclusion: that's why life sucks.
Winter: Amen.
Moonwatcher: Mr Stonemover, aren't you suppose to teach us about...history?
Stonemover: I am, I'm telling you the history of why life is a bitch.
Winter: Double amen.
Qibli: I think you landed us in hot water, Winter.
Winter: C'mon, Stonemover isn't that bad.
Stonemover: Time for a break! And what better why to spend it, by telling you all of the rocks I discovered through my centuries of living.
Winter: I changed my mind. COME BACK, MR WEBS!
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