*In the library, the Jade Winglet is studying, when Winter and Ash suddenly burst in*
Winter: Good morning to all!
Qibli: Shhh! What the hell is wrong with you?
Winter: This is important! Ash and I have discovered a new prophecy!
Moonwatcher: What? But didn't see anything--
Winter: No offense, Sweetie, but not everything's about you.
Turtle: So, what's this prophecy about?
Ash: You can hear for yourself.
*Ash and Winter start reciting the prophecy*
Five dragonets will rise high.
Fly high into the sky.
To fix what has been broken apart.
And then they will fart.
To uncover the sacred lie.
Also, Kinkajou will die.
And then they save the day.
And the victory cake goes to Winter, and he ain't sharing!
Everyone: ...
Qibli: Are you kidding me?
Ash: What?
Kinkajou: That's the most stupid thing I ever heard!
Winter: Hey, we worked all night on this-- I mean! You dare question a prophecy?
Qibli: Dude, half that shit didn't make sense, and the last part didn't even rhyme!
Winter: Rhyming is difficult! And I don't know how NightWings do it!
Moonwatcher: You do know NightWings don't make the prophecies, right?
Winter: OK, then who does?
Moonwatcher: Well...
Moonwatcher: ...........
Ash: Moon, you OK?
Moonwatcher: Yeah, just let me... *leaves*
Qibli: Where are you going?
Moonwatcher: Going to stare at a wall and rethink my life!
YOU ARE READING
Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
