Turtle: Good morning, Winter.
Winter: Good morning, Tuna Fish.
Turtle: Uh...what?
Winter: I said good morning, tuna fish.
Turtle: Is this another dare?
Winter: What's it to you, Tuna Fish?
Turtle: OK, you know you don't have to end every sentence like that.
Winter: Where's the fun in that, Tuna Fish?
Turtle: I'm leaving.
Winter: Don't go, Tuna Fish!
Turtle: I'M LEAVING!
Later:
*Winter's walking down the hall, when he suddenly bumped into Tsunami*
Tsunami: Oh, sorry Winter.
Winter: No problem...Pufferfish.
Tsunami: ...What did you just call me?
Winter: Uh...
Tsunami: Is my name pufferfish?
Winter: Um...
Tsunami: Are you calling me fat?
Winter: *eep!*
Tsunami: Answer. Me.
Winter: ....Well-- *flees*
Tsunami: Come back here, degenerate! *chases after him*
Later that day:
Tsunami: Guys, I have a personal question...
Sunny: We're your friends, you can ask us anything!
Tsunami: ...Am I picking up weight?
Everyone: ...
Glory: You seem to be mistaking yourself for Clay.
Clay: Hey!
Sunny: Tsunami, don't be silly! You look fine.
Tsunami: Oh, that's a relief.
Starflight: So, the shaking floor wasn't caused by every time you walked into the room?
Tsunami: ....Starflight, I am this close to smacking you.
Starflight: I can't see.
Clay: Her fingers...are touching.
Starflight: Oh...
Starflight: *runs away*
Tsunami: Come back here!
Starflight: Nope!
Meanwhile:
Qibli: Where did you get the scar, Winter?
Winter: Don't want to talk about it!
Turtle: Well, that will teach you not to mess with my sister.
Winter: Never knew you were overprotective, Tuna Fish.
Turtle: Three moons!
Winter: Accept your fate, Tuna Fish!
Turtle: No, you creepy.
Winter: Where for art thou', Tuna Fish?
Turtle: Leave me alone!
Winter: You still have a week of this, so you better get use to it! TUNA FISH!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
