*Chris is taking a casual walk in the halls*
Winter: Chris!
Chris: *pauses* Winter?
Winter: I have to tell you something...
Chris: OK, shoot.
Winter: I love you.
Chris: ....Huh--
Winter: Sshhh!
Chris: But--
Winter: SSHHH!
Chris: Winter--
Winter: Sshhh-- shut the fuck up! Anyway, since I first laid eyes on you, I....I... *checks script*
Winter: Oh yes! I always had an attraction to-- Shit! Dropped my script.
Chris: I'm... I'm gonna go--
Qibli: Winter! How dare you!
Winter: *gasp* Qibli!
Qibli: How dare you cheat on me! Slap!
*slaps Winter*
Qibli: And how dare you confess your love for Chris...when I wanted to do that.
Chris: Hey! Let's all calm down here--
*Winter picks up Chris*
Winter: If you want him, you have to fight me for him!
Qibli: So, be it! Let our battle run the halls red with blood!
Chris: Can you put me down first?
Winter: Oh, sure *drops him*
Winter: Anyway-- ARRGH! *charges at Qibli*
Qibli: Fatality! *charges as well*
*The two proceeded to slap each other's talons, in a very sissy way*
Winter: Take that!
Qibli: Ha! You think that's enough to-- Ow!
Winter: Shit! I'm sorry!
Qibli: That really hurt...
Winter: I'm so sorry.
Qibli: Well, a little pain won't stop me. Right, Chris?
*However, they immediately realized that Chris was nowhere to be seen*
Qibli: Oh, man.
Winter: That's the last time we let Kinkajou write the script, she makes everything overly dramatic.
Kinkajou: *scoff* Everyone's a critique.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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