Meanwhile:
Winter: And this is a bug.
Chris: What kind of bug?
Winter: There are other kinds of bugs?
Kinkajou: My turn! I'm going to talk about my namesake. Kinkajous!
Kinkajou: Kinkajous are tropical rainforest mammals from the Procyonidae family, which means they're related to raccoons, coatis, and olingos. They're lifespan is a total of 23 years if kept in cavity, and they're favorite food is termites, small mammals, and fruit. They're also known as "honey bears"
Martin: That's impressive!
Kinkajou: Thanks!
Qibli: Did you look up on Wiki?
Kinkajou: Shhh!
Chris: What about you Turtle?
Turtle: Well, I know sea turtles are born in sand and without parental guidance. Which means...
Martin: Yeah?
Turtle: ....no one's there to love them *😟*
Chris: Uh...moving on.
Qibli: I like adders. Adders are cool.
Moonwatcher: Very insightful, Qibli. I'm really getting a interest towards sloths, they are so slow, moss grows on them!
Winter: ...
Winter: OK, I finally know what this bug is: it's a red bug.
Chris: That's actually a ladybug.
Winter: How do know it's female?
Chris: It's male.
Winter: Then why the fuck is it called a ladybug?
Turtle: SAVE THE TURTLES! PLASTIC STRAWS ARE EVIL!
Chris & Martin: ...
YOU ARE READING
Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
